A tourist is in North London one Saturday and he decides he would very much like to go to a football match, so he asks a man in the street if there are any local matches being played that afternoon.

“Well,” replies the man, “the Arsenal ground is very close but they’re playing away today. If you feel you really must see a match, the Tottenham ground is not that far away. You go straight down this road and you’ll see two queues, a big queue and a small queue.

You should go to the small queue because the big one is for the fish and chip shop."

dobar!

I was up spurs and decided to get a cup of tea from the burger van, asked the guy if he could russle one up and he replied...... "sorry mate no cups, they all at highbury and the mugs are on the pitch!! next!!!


went to white hart lane yesterday, noticed how green and lovely their pitch was so i summoned over the guy who's job it was to look after the pitch and asked him what his secret was, his reply was:

"well i do nothing, just every saturday afternoon we put £17m worth of sh-t over the pitch and it works wonders"

Tottenham are on the internet and they've got a new website. It's called the trophy cabinet.

All premier league matches have been called off this weekend due to some un-usual betting patterns, it turns out a £5 bet has been placed on Spurs to win this weekend.

Q: What do Tottenham fans use as birth control?
A: Their personalities.

Finalistica britanskog showa 'Got Talent', Susan Boyle sinoć je, nakon neočekivanog poraza u završnici, emocionalno iscrpljena završila u psihijatrijskoj klinici The Priory.

Hotspure, nije sila, pricekaj je jos malo. Ili je ponudi geordiesima.

eh da te nema trebalo bi te izmisliti