"In Kazakhstan, we have many hobbies: disco dancing, archery, rape, and table tennis."
protester: u kill bears?
Borat : yes in khazaksthan we shoot bears
protester: (Speaks to her friend) he kills bears
Protester 2: why would you do that... thats evil....
Borat: i dont kill deers
Protester2: but you kill bears
Protester: why do you kill bears??
Borat: err.......................for fun
My mother she no love me
She tell me she wish she was raped by someone else
Borat: My wife, she is dead.
Guests: Oh, well, I'm sorry to hear that...
Borat: Is alright, I have new wife.
Borat gives a plate with cheese to a polititian:
It is ritual in kazachstan to eat cheese when meet for friendship and gratitude!
polititian eats the cheese...
borat:
my wife made the cheese
polititian starts to feel uncomfortable.
borat waits a few seconds and then says:
my wife made cheese from milk from her tit!
In US and A, a woman, she can vote, but a horse, he cannot!??!
- "i like.....to shoot dog"
- "you like snoop dog?"
- "No, i like to shoot. Dog."
America national sport is called baseballs. It very similar to our sport, shurik, where we take dogs, shoot them in a field, and then have a party.
In U.S. and A. they treat horses like we in Kazakhstan treat our women. They feed them two times a day. They have them sleep on straw in a small box. And for entertainment, they make them jump over fences while being whipped.
My wife is dead. HIGH FIVE!"