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25 Funniest Country Music Song Titles
1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth Cause I'm Kissing You
Good-bye.
2. I Don't Know Whether To Kill Myself or Go Bowling
3. If I Can't Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number
Two On You.
4. I Sold A Car To A Guy Who Stole My Girl,
But It Don't Run So We're Even.
5. Mama Get A Hammer (There's A Fly On Daddy's Head).
6. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me.
7. She's Actin' Single and I'm Drinkin' Doubles.
8. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away.
9. I Keep Forgettin' I Forgot About You.
10. I Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well.
11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Gettin' Better.
12. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dog Fight, Cause I'm
Afraid She'd Win.
13. I'll Marry You Tomorrow, But Let's Honeymoon
Tonight.
14. I'm So Miserable Without You; It's Like Having You
Here
15. I've Got Tears In My Ears From Lying On My Back
Cryin' Over You.
16. If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I'd Be Out By
Now.
17. My Head Hurts, My Feet Stink, And I Don't Love You.
18. My Wife Ran Off With My Best Friend and I Sure Do
Miss Him.
19. Please Bypass My Heart.
20. She Got The Ring and I Got The Finger
21. You Done Tore Out My Heart and Stomped That Sucker
Flat.
22. You're the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
23. Her Teeth Were Stained, But Her Heart Was Pure.
24. She's Looking Better After Every Beer.
25. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With An Ugly Woman,
But I Sure Woke Up With a Few.