Pravila

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14. srpnja 2006. u 21:25

Kauboj je napisao/la:

...
Inače, kad me prije jedno 2.5 godine zaustavilo za brzinu, poslalo me u školu (kurs od 6 sati o sigurnosti na cestama), jer ako ideš na to ne ide ti prekršaj u dosje. I tamo je čovjek rekao da prosječno svaki čovjek (a to se valjda odnosi na Amerikance) prekrši pravila, bilo pisana ili nepisana, više od 30 puta dnevno. Sad, nisam nikad brojao, ali kad malo bolje razmisliš... koliko puta ne uzmeš račun u trgovini ili kafiću, koliko puta ne daš žmigavac točno 30m prije skretanja, ne pređeš ulicu baš na zebri, nešto kapne iz motora auta na cestu...

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Trideset prekrsaja dnevno? Pih, to nije nista - ja zivim u stanju konstantnog krsenja zakona. U Teksasu je protivzakonito posedovati klesta, a ja imam dva komada.

Plus, u Teksasu je zabranjeno uzeti tri gutljaja piva dok stojis - moras da sednes bar jednom u tom periodu. Necu ni da pominjem koliko puta i sa kakvom lakocom sam prekrsio taj zakon. Cak me nije bilo ni sramota!

Pa se vi posle zezajte samnom.

Kauboj

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14. srpnja 2006. u 21:31

Gdje si čuo za te zakone, Renss? Sad si me uplašio... i ja sam isto onda ogrezli kriminalac...

I am going to space, and when I come back I have to pick up poodle crap.

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14. srpnja 2006. u 22:30

To su neki od onih prastarih zakona, koji su doneti ko zna zasto. Ima dosta sajtova na Google ako uradis search "weird laws" ili tome slicno.
U Teksasu jos uvek postoji i i zakon koji kaze da kada se dva voza sretnu na raskrsnici, oba moraju da stanu i sacekaju da onaj drugi prodje. Navodno, jedan od senatora je zeleo da spreci izglasavanje nekog vaznijeg zakona pa mu je prilepio ovaj besmisleni, tj glasalo se zajedno za oba zakona. Medjutim, zeznuo se jer su ostali resili da glasaju "za."

Par primera

Utah:
- Birds have the right of way on all highways.
Pennsylvania:
- Any motorist who sights a team of horses coming toward him must pull well off the road, cover his car with a blanket or canvas that blends with the countryside, and let the horses pass. If the horses appear to be skittish, the motorist must take his car apart piece by piece, and hide it under the nearest bush.
- In Harrisburg, Pennsylvania it is illegal to have sex with a truck driver inside a toll booth.
Kentucky:
- It is illegal for a woman to appear in a bathing suit on a highway unless she is a) escorted by at least two police officers, b) armed with a club, or c) lighter than 90 pounds or more than 200 pounds.
Iowa:
- After lovemaking, men are NOT allowed to take more than three gulps of beer while lying in bed with their wives-or holding them in his arms.
Oklahoma:
- People who make ugly faces at dogs may be fined and/or jailed.
- Dogs must have a permit signed by the mayor in order to congregate in groups of three or more on private property.
Tennessee:
- In Memphis, it is illegal for a woman to drive by herself, unless a man is walking or running in front of the vehicle, waving a red flag in order to warn approaching pedestrians and motorists.
Texas:
- In Kingsville, Texas there is a law against two pigs having sex on the city's airport property.
California:
- In Los Angeles, California, a man is legally entitled to beat his wife with a leather belt or strap, but the belt can't be wider than 2 inches, unless he has his wife's consent to beat her with a wider strap. Consent should be given prior to the event, as is carefully stipulated.
Washington, D.C.:
- The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Washington:
- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances.
Maryland:
- In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises."

[uredio Renss]

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15. srpnja 2006. u 16:37

Washington, D.C.:
- The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Washington:
- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances.

znaci zene se moraju ic van drzave razdjevicit...

a kakva je kazna kad se razdjevicis u doggie styleu?

rookie

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15. srpnja 2006. u 16:53

LOLčinetina

Debeli Brijeg: Najveća zapljena dišpeta u zadnjih 30 godina

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15. srpnja 2006. u 16:58

the ja je napisao/la:

Washington, D.C.:
- The only acceptable sexual position in Washington D.C. is the missionary-style position. Any other sexual position is considered illegal.
Washington:
- In the state of Washington there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances.

znaci zene se moraju ic van drzave razdjevicit...

a kakva je kazna kad se razdjevicis u doggie styleu?

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pa nisu washington DC i state of washington isto.

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15. srpnja 2006. u 16:59

auuu... ispravi me george... jos s krmeljima u ocima brani uncle samove granice...

seattle - washington jelda? a koja je drzava DC?

[uredio the ja]

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