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16. siječnja 2003. u 12:05
The following is a direct quote from the Center for Strategic and International Studies report on GLOBAL ORGANIZED CRIME.

FBI agents conducted a raid of a psychiatric hospital in San Diego that was under investigation for medical insurance fraud. After hours of reviewing thousands of medical records, the dozens of agents had worked up quite an appetite. The agent in charge of the investigation called a nearby pizza parlor with delivery service to order a quick dinner for his colleagues.

The following telephone conversation took place and was recorded by the FBI because they were taping all conversations at the hospital.

Agent: Hello. I would like to order 19 large pizzas and 67 cans of soda.

Pizza Man: And where would you like them delivered?

Agent: We're over at the psychiatric hospital.

Pizza Man: The psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's right. I'm an FBI agent.

Pizza Man: You're an FBI agent?

Agent: That's correct. Just about everybody here is.

Pizza Man: And you're at the psychiatric hospital?

Agent: That's correct. And make sure you don't go through the front doors. We have them locked. You will have to go around to the back to the service entrance to deliver the pizzas.

Pizza Man: And you say you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. How soon can you have them here?

Pizza Man: And everyone at the psychiatric hospital is an FBI agent?

Agent: That's right. We've been here all day and we're starving.

Pizza Man: How are you going to pay for all of this?

Agent: I have my checkbook right here.

Pizza Man: And you're all FBI agents?

Agent: That's right. Everyone here is an FBI agent. Can you remember to bring the pizzas and sodas to the service entrance in the rear? We have the front doors locked.

Pizza Man: I don't think so.

** Click **

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16. siječnja 2003. u 12:06
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17. siječnja 2003. u 13:10
Jale meni su tvoji postovi mnogo duhovitiji od ovog vica
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17. siječnja 2003. u 14:35
[QUOTE]Jale meni su tvoji postovi mnogo duhovitiji od ovog vica
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Jos kad bi kafu popili negdje pa da posteno ismijes.
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17. siječnja 2003. u 14:37
[QUOTE] pa da posteno ismijes
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izmedju DA i POSTENO fali rjecica SE.
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17. siječnja 2003. u 19:38
u new yorku se odrzava svjetski kongres zena,bosnu zastuplja fata.prva tema na dnevnom redu "kako natjerati muza da preuzima odgovornost u stanu".kao prva se javlja njemica "rekla sam muzu da mu vise necu spremit rucak.prvi dan,ne vidim nista.drugi dan,ne vidim nista.treci dan vidim muza kako pocinje kuhati rucak".cijeli kongres pljesce.potom se javlja talijanka "ja sam muzu rekla da vise necu cistiti wc.prvi dan,ne vidim nista.drugi dan,ne vidim nista.treci dan vidim kako mi muz cisti wc".opet obilni pljesak.na kraju se javlja fata "rekla sam muji da mu vise necu prati robu.prvi dan,ne vidim nista.drugi dan,ne vidim nista.treci dan sam mogla zaviriti na lijevom oku".
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18. siječnja 2003. u 00:03
Mujo gostuje u milijunašu.tarik mu postavlja prvo pitanje a mujo već u problemima.Razmišlja on i kaže tariku da bi iskoristio džoker ZOVI.Pita ga tarik koga će zvati,a Mujo kaže Hasu.dobili oni Hasu i pita ga Mujo:Haso zovem te zato što sam u velikom problemu neznam da li da idem na pola-pola ili pitam publiku.ha-ha-ha-ha
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20. siječnja 2003. u 09:25
Ozenili se sijalica i frizider. Sijalica se objesila, a frizider osto mrtav hladan.
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24. siječnja 2003. u 14:15
[QUOTE] Pitao Mujo kolege s posla, kako bi mogao provjeriti da li ga Fata
>voli..... Kazu oni: "Kad dodes kuci ti padni odmah s vrata i pravi se
>da si mrtav!!!!! I Mujo stvarno dode kuci i s vrata padne kao pokosen.
>Fata preskoci preko njega i trk kod komsije Hase:"Evo rikn'o Mujo!!!"
>Dodu oni kod nje kuci, i pita Fata Hasu:"Je l' baaa, u cemu cemo ga
>sahranit'?"
>Kaze Haso:"Sahrani ga baaaa u onom finom odijelu sto smo zajedno
>kupili u Italiji.
>"Ma jesi l' ti lud" veli Fata , "to odijelo ces ti nosit', a njega cemo
>sahranit' u nekoj staroj trenerki".A u sto cemo ga obut'???
>Kaze Haso:"Sahrani ga u koznim cipelama.
>"Ma kakvim cipelama, da dzabe istrunu, ti ces nositi cipele, a njega cemo
>obut' u neke stare teniske.
>I tako dode dan sahrane, pa poce Fata malo reda radi zalit' za Mujom.
>"Jooooj moj Mujo kud te noseeeee"??!!!!!
>Na to se Mujo dignu iz sanduka: "Na Olimpijadu majku ti ***m, na
>Olimpijadu!"
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26. siječnja 2003. u 03:47
Dobar ti je ovaj s olimpijadom! Ja se nemogu nijednog sad sjetit.