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RUSSIA Ilya will kill ya
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SWITZERLAND The dish is Puck a la Torino, cooked by chef Martin Gerber
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FINLAND Jari, you played with Gretzky – was he as good as Kontiola?
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UNITED STATES Is America ready for an openly gold medal-contending team?
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NORWAY Who doesn’t love a little Viking-on-Viking action? Woo hoo!
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SWEDEN It’s about consistency, and we score two goals every game
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CANADA OMG...we got beaten by Tom Cruise’s daughter!
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CZECH REPUBLIC Could a non-NHLer please get a point?
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SLOVAKIA Antti, we hate you! Retweeted by Vancouver Canucks
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FRANCE After we beat Austria, Napoleon friended us on Facebook
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BELARUS Who here can score from center ice?
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GERMANY Herr Kovalchuk, please retire before 2025
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DENMARK Norway, we do not love your Viking-on-Viking action
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LATVIA Can't stop 20 Americans with one Rochester American
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AUSTRIA Clone Vanek before it's too late
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SLOVENIA Leading the tournament in guys named Rok
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