Engleski Premier League 2009/10
| HOWARD WEBB EMPLOYED AS ANTI LIE-DETECTOR |
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| 22-03-10 | |
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REFEREE Howard Webb is to be used by police by ignoring his opinion on everything. 
Howard Webb's new car
He will be asked to read the alibis of suspected murderers and if he says their story sounds feasible, they will be arrested immediately. Chief Inspector Norman Steele said: "We showed Mr Webb photos of OJ Simpson and he asked whether he could introduce him to his sister. "While this was going on, the radio was playing Robbie Williams' latest single in the background and he remarked how catchy it was. He is perfectly wrong about everything." City workers are also said to be interested in Webb's negative predictive capabilities, with one investment bank hoping to link their traders' portfolios directly to his opinions. Julian Cook, chief economist at Donnelly-McPartlin, said: "How could it possibly be worse than any of the other methods we use?" Webb became a referee after his investments in Betamax video and Will Mellor's pop career foundered, while his progress in Sunday League football got off to a shaky start as he would invariably arrive at Hackney Marshes on a Saturday and book everyone on both teams for bringing the game into disrepute by not turning up. But his rise to Premiership status was due to a loophole in clause five, paragraph 14, subsection three of the Football Association's refereeing code which states that a twat can do it. But Liverpool coach Rafael Benitez admitted that United should have been awarded a controversial penalty, adding: "On the last Sunday of every eighth March, Sagazan the Unfathomable must be appeased with a penalty for an event that occurred well outside the area. "I remember seeing Howard award one for an illegal kickoff in the central circle once." He insisted: "Oh, don't worry, I am vaguely aware of just how bat-stranglingly mental I am, but you've really got to tip your cheese hat to somebody at his level of wrong."  |
sve prolazi sve se mijenja, idu dani idu godine, samo Zrinjski ostaje ponos moje Hercegovine
Internacional have claimed that a deal has been agreed to take Sandro to Tottenham this summer.
The Brazilian club's president Vitorio Piffero revealed last week that an agreement was close after lengthy negotiations between the two parties.
And now, according to a statement on Internacional's official website, everything is in place for the midfielder to join Spurs.
Tottenham have yet to confirm the move but Inter say Sandro was due in London this week to undergo a medical before returning to Brazil at the weekend.
The player will remain at Inter until the end of the Copa Libertadores,
which finishes in August.
Spurs have been chasing Sandro, who has been capped once by Brazil, since last summer and also came close to signing him in the January transfer window.
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