kad je novac isao u man utd nikoga nije bilo sram ici tamo igrati.
sada kad city ima novac sve te nemoralne nogometase odjednom kao sram "prodati svoju guzicu"
koje licemjerje.

a jbg...man utd bar ima trofejnu povijest iza sebe,ovi se baš s time ne mogu pohvalit

ako budu u vrhu narednih 4-5 godina dolazit će i kod njih sva ta megaimena,ovako se moraju još strpit i s tim 'slabijim' imenima napravit neki rezultat

Paul 'Gazza' Gascoigne has been sectioned under the Mental Health Act and sent to an institution for retards with no chance of recovery.

"We're glad to have him back!" said Alan Shearer

Shannon Matthews has been found safe and well. Her first words were, "Have Newcastle won yet?" "Fuck off," replies the copper, "You've only been missing a month..."

Newcastle United have come up with a plan to ease their financial worries. They are going to get Joey Barton to warm up for half an hour and see how much money the opposition fans can throw at him.

Joey Barton [narrating]: "The first day's the toughest, no doubt about it. They march you in, hand you your uniform and force you to pose for the photographer while loads of fat, tattooed, skinheads shout abuse at you. That's when you know it's for real. A whole life blown away in the blink of an eye. Nothing left but all the time in the world to think about it. That's when it hits home. That's when you realise you've signed for Newcastle."

Like most Newcastle United fans...
I'm going to beat my fucking wife if we get relegated.

This from the BBC website:-

A Brazilian woman was refused entry to the UK when she arrived at Newcastle Airport with luggage containing only T-shirts, a dressing gown and lingerie.

UK Border Agency officials said they suspected the 32-year-old of being involved in the sex industry.
...The words "Sherlock", "shit" and "no" spring to mind

A recent survey concluded that 44% of Newcastle women have faecal bacteria on their hands.
The other 56% went ass to mouth.

looooooooool , ovaj zadnji je čista boleštura! me likes!!

ovi su najbolesniji

It's rumoured Joe Kinnear won't return to management after undergoing treble bypass surgery this week. Shame, too. He's the first Newcastle manager to really go for the treble.

What's the difference between Shannon Matthews & Newcastle United?
Newcastle United are still being raped every week.

Channel 4 have announced they are to make a film about Joe Kinnear's time at Newcastle.
4 wins and a funeral.

gareth barry se ispričao pismeno navijačima ville
bayernov ze roberto (starkelja) zeli u man city
drogba pred potpisivanjem novog ugovora na 3 godine s "bluesima"

Igrači Chelseaja vole Bosingwin penis!

Rade salta, skaču, viču, glumataju, skidaju majice... Nogometaši su izvodili kojekakve proslave gola, ali Didier Drogba i John Obi Mikel pomaknuli su granice. Nisu slavili gol, već naslov pobjednika FA kupa, no ništa se dramatično ne mijenja u ocjeni da su doista otišli korak dalje.

Slavili su nakon pobjede nad Evertonom u finalu i svi su se igrači poslagali na rub terena. Jose Bosingwa odjednom je dobio ideju da ode ispred suigrača i proslavi to na svoj način. Ali svoj način imaju i Drogba i Mikel. Bosingwa se nagnuo, a Drogba ga je 'pomazio' po penisu. Bosingwa je zbunjeno gledao, a Bjelokošćanina je sve to zabavljao.

- Hoću i ja malo toga - pomislio je Nigerijac John Obi Mikel i iskoristio već sljedeću šansu. Bosingwa se nagnuo, a ovaj mu je progurao ruku između nogu i bez oklijevanja uhvatio suigrača za isti onaj organ koji je trenutak ranije dotakao Drogba. No očito je to nešto najnormalnije u svlačionici Chelseaja jer nije izgledalo da se Bosingwa posebno žestoko buni. Nasmijao se i odmaknuo se nekoliko koraka od područja na kojem je doživio javni i prilično besraman 'mobbing'.