In Germany, Australia vs Croatia:
to the tune of
Go West
Your Shit!, but your chicks are hot
and
Your Shirt!, Looks like a table cloth!!
Nakamura ate my dog, ate my dog
Nakamura ate my dog
He sliced it he diced it
He put it in a wok
Nakamura ate my dog...
"He's bald,
He's sh*t,
He gets a game when no-one's fit,
Pascal Cygan, Pascal Cygan."
Old one by Arsenal fans
"He drinks,
He drives,
He spits in people's eyes,
El-Hadji Diouf,
El-Hadji Diouf."
Bolton fans
Ten men went to lift,
Went to lift Frank Lampard,
Ten men and their dumper truck went to lift Frank Lampard."
Tottenham fans
When Andy Goram went public with his schizophrenia, opposition Scottish fans started to chant
"Two Andy Gorams, there's only two Andy Gorams".
Enoch has got a massive cock, Enoch, Enoch,
Enoch has got a massive cock, Enoch, Enoch,
He shagged a woman, now she's dead,
He swings his cock around his head,
Enoch Showunmi, United's 21.
om leeds summer signing enoch showunmi
[uredio dicquelme - 15. studenog 2008. u 19:07]