http://www.skysports.com/story/0,19528,11675_4914899,00.html

50 najgorih stvari u modernom nogometu, ovo je prejebeno.
http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/sport/football/premier_league/article5589815.ece?token=null&offset=0&page=1

Edit: Mislio sam ih prvo nekoliko izdvojit ovdje kao najjače, ali onda sam shvatio da bi morao kopirat skoro svaku točku.

engleski humor

36. Chelsea
The new Manchester United.

32. Joey Barton
We don’t like to kick a man when he’s down, but he did, so here goes. Type “Joey Barton Scum” into google and you get 30,500 results.

12. Manchester City
The new Chelsea.

6. Radio phone-in shows
“The next caller is Gary from Guildford. What do you want to get off your chest, Gary?”
“Well, Alan. I think Rafa’s got to go. How can you leave Torres on the bench when you need three points? And as for that ref, he’s got to be the worst ref I’ve ever seen.”
“Were you at the game, Gary?”
“No.”

There comes a time in every player’s life when he decides – or his agent tells him – to write his life story. A couple of interviews with a ghostwriter later and hey presto we have 200 pages of guff and absolutely zero interest from the book-buying public. Wayne Rooney has already written two books. That’s one more than he’s read.

Ne da mi se sve čitat. Pročito sam ih par. Dobre su. Nego jesu li među tih 50 najgorih stvari naveli i to da se danas može dogoditi da neki klub skoro pa da nema domaćih igrača?

26. The fourth official

Pointless – like Luton Town until last Saturday. 

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21. Points deductions

This is England, not Italy. Deducting points from teams because they failed to comply with the Football League’s insolvency rules or because they paid agents through a holding company has turned the bottom of League Two into a joke. Luton Town started the season on minus 30 points. The team at the bottom of the table should be the worst side in the league, not the club with the idiot accountant.

Otprilike su te i meni najbolje koje ste naveli, uz ove.

48. Transfer windows

Imagine if you could only do your shopping twice a year - once in January and then in June, July and August. What would happen? You’d have a fridge full of beer and you’d run out of toilet paper. It wouldn’t work in real life and it doesn’t work in football.

25. Club shops

Empires of tat and greed that make your local Poundstretcher look like Harrods. The club shop at the Emirates Stadium has a special section for Arsenal presents for your dog. The Stamford Bridge megastore sells Chelsea Christmas crackers – £10.43 for a pack of six – and Manchester United have ventured into the toiletries market. Ever fancied washing your hair with Manchester United shampoo and conditioner? Now you can. For £9.99.

16. Internet message boards

kako je danas "mali" swansea drzao u saci fulham. nazalost samo 1-1.