Engleski Premiership 2008/09

Hugo Chavez
Hugo Chavez
Dokazano ovisan
Pristupio: 01.08.2006.
Poruka: 11.344
31. svibnja 2009. u 20:30
What's the difference between a Man U fan and yoghurt?

- Yoghurt has more culture!
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Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 20.03.2006.
Poruka: 22.201
31. svibnja 2009. u 20:37

What do you call a Chelsea fan on the moon?
- A problem.

What do you call 100 Chelsea fans on the moon?
- An even bigger problem.

What do you call all the Chelsea fans on the moon?
- Problem solved

Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 20.03.2006.
Poruka: 22.201
31. svibnja 2009. u 20:38
Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
- So they know which end to wipe!
Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 06.12.2007.
Poruka: 4.267
31. svibnja 2009. u 20:53
Mickey je napisao/la:
Why do Chelsea fans whistle whilst sitting on the toilet?
- So they know which end to wipe!
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good boi Mickey, good boi! LOLLOL

Go on my son!! keep up!!ClapWink
Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 06.12.2007.
Poruka: 4.267
31. svibnja 2009. u 20:54
Hugo Chavez je napisao/la:
What's the difference between a Man U fan and yoghurt?

- Yoghurt has more culture!
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LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL

aaaaa, hahahahahaha, sad sam se skoro prevrnuo iz naslonjačaClap

LOL


P.S. Casey Stoner pobjednik velike nagrade MugellaClapWink
[uredio HOTSPUR - 31. svibnja 2009. u 20:56]
Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 20.03.2006.
Poruka: 22.201
31. svibnja 2009. u 21:11

Three girlfriends

One of the highest paid players in the Premier division, Gary had everything going for him. He had a fancy new house in North-East London, a flash new sports car, masses of designer clothes -the lot. His only problem was that he had three girlfriends and he couldn't decide which one to marry. So he decided to give £5,000 to each woman to see what she would do with it.

The first woman bought new clothes for herself and had an expensive new hairdo, a massage, facial, manicure and pedicure.

The second woman bought a top-of-the range VCR and CD player, as well as an expensive set of golf clubs and tennis racquet and gave them all to Gary. "I used the money to buy you these gifts because I love you," she told him.

The third woman invested the money in the stock market, and within a short time had doubled her investment. She gave Gary back the initial £5,000 and reinvested the profit. "I'm investing in our future because I love you so much," she said.

Gary considered carefully how each woman had spent the money, and then married the woman with the biggest breasts.

Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 20.03.2006.
Poruka: 22.201
31. svibnja 2009. u 21:13

Arnold the Derby fan is walking his dog one day, when he sees an old lamp. He bends down to pick it up, and starts to rub it to clean it. Suddenly, a genie appears, and says, "I am the economy-price genie?" I grant but one wish".

Arnold thinks for a while, and then says, "Make my dog Wanchope, win Crufts." The genie looks at Wanchope and says, "Don't be stupid, look at the thing. It's mangy, it's got fleas, it's got a bit missing from one eat it limps and it smells. I might be a genie, but I'm not a miracle worker." "All right then," says Arnold, "Make Derby County win the Premier League." The genie stops for a moment, then says, "Let's have another look at that dog again.

Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 20.03.2006.
Poruka: 22.201
31. svibnja 2009. u 21:18

West Bromich Albion

There was trouble on the terraces at The Hawthorns one Saturday afternoon. A huge West Bromwich Albion fan picked up a tiny spectator wearing the blue and white colours of Millwall, the visiting team.

As he was about to hurl him to the ground, one of his mates yelled, 'Hey, Derek, don't waste him! Chuck him at the referee!'

Dejan NS
Dejan NS
Većinski vlasnik Foruma
Pristupio: 26.01.2005.
Poruka: 24.361
01. lipnja 2009. u 12:32
Ancelotti novi trener Chelsea!
Ja sam protiv svakog nacionalizma,jer je nacionalizam najnizi oblik drustvene svesti - Koca Popovic
dr.Damir
dr.Damir
Većinski vlasnik Foruma
Pristupio: 12.06.2006.
Poruka: 20.132
01. lipnja 2009. u 13:20
Vjerojatno ga doveli zbog LP.
U Premiershipu će sad bit zaku**c.
sve prolazi sve se mijenja, idu dani idu godine, samo Zrinjski ostaje ponos moje Hercegovine
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