Juande Ramos has been caught speeding on the M25 today. Police reported that it looked like Mr Ramos would do anything for 3 points!! You can buy 'Spurs, The Glory Years' from most shops, priced £200. That's £5 for the tape and £195 for the Betamax player. Spurs have approached Richard Branson for sponsorship. When asked if he would consider this, he replied "Why would Spurs want to wear "Virgin" on their tops when they get f****d every weekend ?" Apparently on their way home Tottenham fans had to get off the tube due to points failure! Darren Bent is ill, so Juande Ramos offers to do his shopping for him. While in Sainsbury's, he bumps into Arsene Wenger. "What are you doing in here, Juande?" asks Wenger. "Getting a bag of potatoes for Darren Bent," he replies. "Sounds like a good deal to me," says Wenger.