e sada je okončan...

ako se ispostavi da ga je srbin ubio ukinuce republiku srpsku.

Porez na visinu




Banjalučki mališani koji žele da se osvježe u gradskom komplesu bazena "Akvana", a pritom su viši od svojih vršnjaka, pri ulasku u bazene prinuđeni su da plaćaju porez na svoju visinu, piše banjalučki "Fokus".

Vjerovali ili ne, uprava "Akvane" mališane ne razlikuju od starijih po strarosnoj granci, kao što je slučaj u ostatku svijeta, već po - visini. Tako maloljetnici uzrasta do 150 centimetara zadovoljstvo kupanja plaćaju nešto više od pola cijene ulaznice odnosno četiri i po KM, dok oni koji su makar za centimetar viši od jedan i po metar plaćaju punu kartu kao i odrasli, a koja iznosi sedam maraka.

Banjolučani Darko i Dalibor na svom džeparcu svakodnevno osjećaju posljedicu rada žlijezde hipofize, koja reguliše rast čovjeka. Iako su daleko ispod granice punoljetstva, nakon mjerenja na ulazu, plaćaju isti iznos kao i njihovi roditelji.

- Imamo po 13 godina. Da bi ušli u bazene moramo platiti punu cijenu, znači sedam maraka. To je glupost, i ne znamo ko je to uradio - kaže Darko.

Direktorka "Akvane", Vanja Spremo, kaže da u upravi nisu srećni ovakvim potezom, ali da nisu imali izbora, jer djeca dolaze bez legitimacija pa njihovu starost nije bilo moguće odrediti. Ima, kaže, i zloupotreba.

- Nemoguće je odrediti koliko dijete ima godina, pa smo kao kriterijum uveli visinu. Istina, to koriste mnogi stariji sugrađani, koji izgledaju mlađe, a niskog su uzrasta.

U takvim situacijama naše radnice na ulazu procjenjuju koliko je neko star pa na osnovu toga naplaćuju kartu za dijete ili za odrasle - kaže Spremo ne objašnjavajući kako je za odrasle bez dokumenata moguće procijeniti starost, dok za djecu nije.

Naglašava da će se ovo pitanje uskoro naći na sjednici Upravnog odbora koji određuje poslovnu politiku. Ishod bi lako mogao biti da se cijene za djecu, kojih je na bazenima najviše, izjednače s onima za odrasle.

Da li je na sceni diskriminacija djece, odnosno njihova podjela na visoke i niske, juče nismo uspjeli da saznamo od ombudsmana RS, Nade Grahovac, koja nije krila iznenađenje ovom informacijom.

- Nikada nam se niko nije obratio po tom pitanju. Ne mogu reći da li se radi o povredama prava djece dok ne dobijem službeni odgovor od uprave "Akvane". Moraće objasniti na osnovu čega su uveli takvu granicu - poručila je Nada Grahovac uz obećanje zvaničnog stava čim ispita situaciju na terenu.

Cijena cjelodnevne karte za "nisku djecu" jeste ista kao i za stare preko 65 godina života i iznosi četiri i po marke. Toliko košta i poslijepodnevna karta za odrasle, koji za cijeli dan kupanja moraju izdvojiti sedam maraka, što podrazumijeva i iznajmljivanje opreme i korištenje sportskih terena.

E sta im nece pasti na pamet....

još da ne počnu i po dužini ćune naplaćivat

A tamo di i teza o 10.000 ubijenih sarajevskih Srba

Cak je i ona "razumnija" brojka od 5.000 ubijenih demantirana.

You Know You're Bosnian When

• your family owns a manual coffee grinder

• you take your shoes off when you enter the house, and every family member has his/her own slippers (plus some extra for the guests)

• your neighbour comes over every day uninvited, for coffee

• your father wears striped pajamas

• you start your day with a cup of coffee and a cigarette

• you have 17 consonants and 2 vowels in your last name

• your mother/nena won't accept the fact that you're not hungry

• you have "pita" for dinner at least 4 days a week

• you have "sarma" for dinner the remaining 3 days

• a loaf of bread is eaten for lunch every day

• you're 6 and your father sends you out to buy him "Drina" and "Sarajevsko"

• you don't speak to your cousins who support "Zeljo"

• when your nena insists you eat something with "kasika" at least once a week

• you chop up some onions and then decide what to cook for dinner

• your mother insists that "promaja" will kill you

• your mother tells you not to sit on the concrete slabs, or your ovaries are going to freeze

• your mother tells you to wear "potkosulja", no matter what the temperature outside

• your mother tells you not to sit close to TV, and not to use cell phones, because you'll get brain tumor

• your mother tells you that you'll get sick from drinking cold water

• you tuck in your "potkosulja" into your underwear

• your parents wonder why you take shower every day

• your parents tell you that they had you, AND your sister/brother when they were your age

• a couple of days really means a week or so

• your parents have "goblene" on their walls, and "heklanje" on every piece of their furniture, including the TV

• your parents make "zimnica" every september

• your mother threathens you with "samo cekaj dok ti se babo vrati kuci"

• you spend all your family vacations in Neum

• you drive there in a family "golf"

• you take a car to go everywhere

• you begin most sentences with "j. ga", "svega mi", or "Tita mi"

• your young cousin doesn't know what "Tita mi" means

• you can't explain what "bolan" means, but you use it all the time

• you're the only one who gets all the Mujo and Suljo jokes

• you know the entire script of "Walter brani Sarajevo" by heart

• you know the script of every single episode of "Top Lista Nadrealista"

• you despise your cousin who's going out with an "unproforac"

• your mother bakes a cake without oil, sugar, eggs, or flour, and she calls it "a war cake"

• the time is divided into "before" and "after" the war

• your father refers to all politicians with "djubrad", "lopovi", "kriminalci" and "krmad"

• you have at least one best friend from high school who went to "their side" and you still can't explain it to yourself your remaining friends from high school live in Australia, Norway, Germany, and Malaysia

• you don't want to talk about the war to anyone, but that's the only thing you talk about with other Bosnians

• you have at least three passports, and have lived in at least 4 countries in the last 12 years

• you vote for the same politicians over and over again, but when somebody ask for your opinion about them, you say "Lažljiva lopovska gamad!"

• you hear from your grandmama "Pamet u glavu" everytime, when you go out of the house!

• you have to walk to school, which is located 14 miles away from your village
• you blame all the nations problems on the Turks just like te Greek's.

• Your family owns enough guns to start a war.