HELENA, Mont. – A Montana man who replied to a jury summons with an expletive-filled affidavit has apologized to the court on a judge's orders. The Smoking Gun Web site on Thursday posted the affidavit submitted by Erik Slye of Belgrade to the Gallatin County District court in January.
The document shows Slye asked to be excused from jury duty
because he didn't want to lose income. It calls court workers "morons"
and says that the service was "a complete waste of time."
The automobile painter was ordered by a judge to apologize to court clerks at a hearing last week.
His wife Jennifer says her husband couldn't be reached for comment Friday. She says she was the one who wrote it.
http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/years/2009/0430091jury1.html
Najbolji je kraj: "Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the wrinkles on my dog's balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your thick skulls. Leave me the f..k alone." 
I am going to space, and when I come back I have to pick up poodle crap.