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When on business trips to Germany, we used to play a game: guess
what that German over there would have done as part of Hitler's war
apparatus. Childish I know......
Jens Lehmann - fanatical Fuhrer lover, kills himself in the bunker
Christoph Metzelder - honest Wehrmacht foot-soldier, rails against the futility of war and dies on Eastern Front.
Per Mertesacker - see above
Philipp Lahm - Hitler youth
Marcell Jansen - Shot as a conscientious objector
Michael Ballack - Prussian officer. Dueling scar. Loves small blond haired teenagers and listening to Schubert.
Clemens Fritz - Small blond haired teenager. See above.
Thomas Hitzlsperger - Monocle, long leather coat...you get the picture.
Torsten Frings - Mad scientist type at the Peenemunde V-2 production plant
Bastian Schweinsteiger - Sausage-eating guard at Stalag Luft VI.
David Odonkor - er......
Miroslav Klose - Polish collaborator.
Lukas Podolski - Polish collaborator.
Mario Gomez - Real name Hans Gestapo. Found living in Paraguay in '62
Kevin Kuranyi - Leni Reifenstahl's exotic lover. Hidden in her
Berlin apartment throughout the conflict. Met on the set of Flash
Gordon, the German version, where he played Ming the Merciless.
Oliver Neuville - Weimar Republic cabaret star. Fled to Fire Island in '35