...mocno...

btw. sad sam na obnu pogledao Loše Društvo...nije loš film..Chris Rock i majstor Anthony Hopkins....

ispast ce da sam jedini koji nisam pogledao....no šta cu, kasnim..

Chuck Norris can speak braille.

Chuck Norris was originally cast as the main character in 24, but was replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Once, while having sex in a tractor-trailer, part of Chuck Norris' sperm escaped and got into the engine. We now know this truck as Optimus Prime.

Once a cobra bit Chuck Norris' leg. After five days of excruciating pain, the cobra died.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

Chuck Norris secretly sleeps with every woman in the world once a month. They bleed for a week as a result.

Chuck Norris can kill two stones with one bird.

Ghosts are actually caused by Chuck Norris killing people faster than Death can process them.

Bill Gates lives in constant fear that Chuck Norris' PC will crash.

Death once had a near-Chuck-Norris experience.

Chuck Norris can strangle you with a cordless phone.

Chuck Norris can drown a fish.

When God said, "Let there be light", Chuck Norris said, "say please."

The only time Chuck Norris was wrong was when he thought he had made a mistake.

Bullets dodge Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris je jednom pojeo cijelu rodjendansku tortu prije nego su mu prijatelji uspjeli reci da je unutra striptizeta...

Chuck Norris nema vrata u kuci, samo zidove kroz koje prolazi..

Iz nekog razloga, lijevi testis je veci od desnog... kod Chuck Norrisa svaki testis je veci od onog drugog

Chuck Norris ima 12 satelita, jedan od njih je Zemlja

Ne postoji oruzje za masovno unistavanje u Iraku... Chuck Norris zivi u Oklahomi

Chuck Norris ne vjeruje u Njemacku...

drago mi je vidjeti ovoliko fanova čaka norisa na jednom mjestu!

evo i legendarne pjesme koju izvodi naravno čak himself:

In the eyes of a ranger,
The unsuspecting stranger,
Had better know the truth of wrong from right,

'Cause the eyes of a ranger are upon you,
Any wrong you do, he's gonna see,

When you're in Texas, look behind you,

'Cause that's where the rangers gonna be.

čak norisdobre usporedbe -)