THR reports that Johansson has signed up for Lucy, with Besson writing and directing. OK, here we go: "[Lucy] centers on a woman forced to become a drug mule. But the drug instead goes into her system, transforming her into an ass-kicking machine. She can absorb knowledge instantaneously, is able to move objects with her mind and can't feel pain and other discomforts."
What? What?! Yes. Let's go. I don't want to see this movie tonight, I want to have already seen this movie yesterday. Other than the fact that it might just encourage a whole generation of shapely blondes to become drug mules, I see absolutely no flaws in this concept.
