ima li tu itko zgodan, ili su svi 40+ godina kako slika sugerira

Raja do jaja...jedino je loš pristup moru

A ti kao ne bi neku Milficu okrenul pedofilčino? 

Nije vam špica na plaži,a i neki varaju sa kupaćim

Ali da je lijepo je...

Nisam se mogla sjetit jedne poslovice na engleskom pa sam naišla na neke poslovice koje su djeca osmislila tako da su ih nadopunili svojim riječima. Djeca imaju 6 godina.

1. Better to be safe than.....................punch a 5th grader.
2. Strike while the..........................bug is close.
3. It's always darkest before.................Daylight Saving Time.
4. Never underestimate the power of............termites.
5. You can lead a horse to water but...........how?
6. Don't bite the hand that...................looks dirty.
7. No news is..................................impossible.
8. A miss is as good as a......................Mr..
9. You can't teach an old dog new..............math.
10. If you lie down with dogs, you'll...........stink in the morning.
11. Love all, trust.............................me.
12. The pen is mightier than the................pigs.
13. An idle mind is...........................the best way to relax.
14. Where there's smoke there's.................pollution.
15. Happy the bride who.......................gets all the presents.
16. A penny saved is...........................not much.
17. Two's company, three's....................the Musketeers.
18. Don't put off till tomorrow what...........you put on to go to bed.
19. Laugh and the whole world laughs with you, cry and.........you have to blow your nose.
20. There are none so blind as..................Stevie Wonder.
21. Children should be seen and not.............spanked or grounded.
22. If at first you don't succeed...............get new batteries
23. You get out of something only what you...........see in the picture on the box.
24. When the blind leadeth the blind...........get out of the way.
25. Better late than............................pregnant