Subject: Terror Alert Threats Escalated in Europe - By John Cleese

The English are feeling the pinch in relation to recent terrorist threats and have therefore raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved." Soon, though, security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross."

The English have not been "A Bit Cross" since the blitz in 1940 when tea supplies nearly ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "A Bloody Nuisance." The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was in 1588, when threatened by the Spanish Armada.

The Scots have raised their threat level from "Pissed Off" to "Let's get the Bastards." They don't have any other levels. This is the reason they have been used on the front line of the British army for the last 300 years.

The French government announced yesterday that it has raised its terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide." The only two higher levels in France are "Collaborate" and "Surrender."  The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France 's white flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability.

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout Loudly and Excitedly" to "Elaborate Military Posturing.." Two more levels remain: "Ineffective Combat Operations" and "Change Sides."

The Germans have increased their alert state from "Disdainful Arrogance" to "Dress in Uniform and Sing Marching Songs." They also have two higher levels: "Invade a Neighbor" and "Lose."

Belgians, on the other hand, are all on holiday as usual; the only threat they are worried about is NATO pulling out of Brussels ...

The Spanish are all excited to see their new submarines ready to deploy. These beautifully designed subs have glass bottoms so the new Spanish navy can get a really good look at the old Spanish navy.

Australia , meanwhile, has raised its security level from "No worries" to "She'll be right, Mate." Two more escalation levels remain: "Crikey! I think we'll need to cancel the barbie this weekend!" and "The barbie is canceled." So far no situation has ever warranted use of the final escalation level.

-- John Cleese - British writer, actor and tall person

Ovo je humor. O necemu slicnom ova pacenica moze samo da sanja...cak i ako bi uspela samopregornim radom da proizvede nesto slicno ovome (a trebalo bi joj brat-bratu desetak godina), sumnjam da bi mogla to da plasira publici kojoj se ocigledno obraca, jer ipak zahteva makar malo obrazovanja.

Arapi ti se na ovo nebi nasmijali, Moshe ih je i sa jednim okom, gazio kako je pozelio.

evo sule davic isto nije ozbiljno shvatio komicarku...

ipak je smijesno kad se recikliranim forama sprdas sa belgijancima, australcim, škotima. srbija nije za sprdanje, mnogo ozbiljna zemlja bre 

Marusicu, upravo vidis sustinsku razliku izmedju srpske i hrvatske (jugo) levice.

Srbinu (levicaru) smeta sprdnja na racun njegove drzave, dok bi prosjecni hrvatski levicar par puta bacio drkicu da se doticna kojim slucajem sprdala sa Hrvatskom. Cak su i ljubomorni, trenutno, dajem glavu.

Jos bi joj slali i nove ideje, daj zenska, a di ti je vic na racun tumora Franje Tudjmana ha? ha? a vic na racun najveceg zakucavanja u povijesti kosarke, ono kad se Drazen zakucao u cisternu, ha?

Svađali se Bosanac, Hrvat i Srbin ko može nositi više lubenica. I sad dođe Bosanac (glup ko Nirmal, nije skonto) i kaže ja mogu 2 i to najveće, a kaže njemu Srbin e moj Batice, 4 nosim - po dve u svakoj ruci, mogu najviše, ja sam Srbin bre!
Međutim, Hrvat kaže ja mogu ponijeti 8. I sad Bosanac odusto, a Srbin kaže ma idi... kako 8? Hrvat odgovori, lijepo. Po 2 lubenice u svaku ruku i Srbina nabijem na kurac. 

a ti si po obicaju pogodio sustinu, kao prstom u...Duletu Savicu ne bi ni najmanje smetalo da se jedan John Cleese "recikliranim forama" (za razliku od ovih originalnih vrsne komicarke) sprda sa Srbijom, jer je to duhovito, ima i stila i smisla. Ali tebi to objasnjavati je kao kad bi slepcu objasnjavao francuski impresionizam. Svaka roba naravno ima svoga kupca, pa ti slobodno uzivaj u pametnoj Chelsea. Meni je ipak neuporedivo blizi "reciklirani" John Cleese.

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posto smo ovih dana aktuelni na TV-u da upotpunimo sa Discovery-em
dakle Most na Adi, pre nekolika dana je bila svetska premijera a prvog jula bice i premijera za nas region