Ne, ne, skakač jest konj (ili obrnuto), onaj šta ide u L; laufer je lovac (onaj šta ide samo ukoso).  Al kad se o undu radi, meni iz nekog razloga najviše na pamet pada - top.

Ma Und je kraljica...

THE TOP TEN UND FACTS:

01	Und's tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02	Und counted to infinity - twice.
03	Und does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Und goes killing.
04	If you can see Und, he can see you. If you can't see Und you may be only seconds away from death.
05	Und sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Und roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06	When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Und.
07	Und built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Und met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08	Und has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09	They once made a Und toilet paper, but it wouldn't take sh*t from anybody.
10	A blind man once stepped on Und's shoe. Und replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Und!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Und.

eto znači Und je alter ego Walkera, teksaškog rejndžera 

Under, forumski rendzer.

ne spominji imena njegovog uzalud...

Uf kolko puta je moja malenkost bila na milimetar od bana (ne Jelačića). U takvim trenucima, kad ti glava kipi, najbolje je dat sam sebi ban, bar na neko kratko vrijeme...