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This
is an actual real life radio conversation between Galicia and
americans. It happened on the navy’s 106 emergency channel near the
Galatians coast, Costa de Fisterrán 1997.10.16.
This
conversation actually happened, and in march 2005 it was published by
the spanish press (every paper). Well what can i say everybody laugh
there ass off
**Galicia: (noise in the background)**
This is
A853 talking to you, please change your course with 15 degrees south,
to south to avoid collision because your coming right at us, distance
25 miles.
**Americans: (noise in the background)**
We advise you to change course with 15 degrees north, to avoid collision
** Galicia:
That's a negative. We repeat change your course with 15 degrees south to avoid collision.
** Americans: (Other voice)
This
is the captain of the United States of America Navy’s speaking to you.
I insist that you immediately change course 15 degrees north, to avoid
collision.
**Galicia:
We're sorry but we don't see how that
could be possible or necessary because of that we advise you to change
course 15 degrees south to avoid collision.
**Americans (really exited, commanding voice)
THIS
IS CAPTAIN RICHARD JAMES HOWARD, FROM THE UNITED STATES USS LINKOLN
MOTHER SHIP CAPTAIN, WHICH IS THE SECOND BIGGEST WARSHIP OF THE USA'S
FLEET. WE'RE ESCORTED BY 2 ARMOURED CRUISERS, 6 DESTROYERS, 5 TRANSEPT,
4 SUBMARINES, WHO CONSTANTLY ARE ASSISTING US.
WE'RE HADING TO THE
PERSIAN GULF, TO PERFORME A MILITARY MANUVERE AND TO EXECUTE IT IF
THERE IS AN IRAKIAN OFFENSIVE. I'M NOT ASKING YOU, I'M ORDERING YOU TO
CHANGE COURSE 15 DEGREES NORTH !!! IF YOU DON'T COMPLY WE'LL BE FORCED
TO AKE ACTION TO PROTECT THE NAVYS SECURITY. YOUR MEMBERS OF THE UN AND
NATO SO YOUR MEMBERS OF THIS MILITARY CORE!!! I ASK OBEY THIS ORDER AND
GET THE HELL OUT OF THE WAY!!!
**Galicia:
This is Manuel
Salas Alcantra speaking. There are only two of us. Our life is
protected by a dog, two beers and a man from the Kanari islands who's
sleeping right now. The Cadena Dial von la Coruna transmitter and the
106 emergency channel is assisting us. We're not going nowhere, we're
talking from dry land to you. This is Finisterrai A-853 lighthouse,
near the Galician coast. We have no f.... idea which number we have in
the Spanish lighthouse hierarchy. And you can take any action what you
like, or you wish to protect your shitty mother ship, because soon
enough it going to be wrecked on the Galician cliffs and from this
point of view we beg that for your own safety, you should change course
15 degrees south.


