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sh1
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01. srpnja 2008. u 16:10
Da malo pomognem NYC-uBig%20smile
 
Jah Bless
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01. srpnja 2008. u 16:17
uh, kako bi trile volio ovo da mu sviraju "na uvce" LOL
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02. srpnja 2008. u 13:45

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Spasao medveda od utapanja u moru

Autor: Blic online | 02.07.2008 - 12:41
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Kada su stanari iz lokalnih kuća prijavili medveda koji je lutao plažama Floride, zaposleni iz Društva za zaštitu divljih životinja stigli su na lice mesta i pogodili ga strelom za uspavljivanje. Paralizovani medved je tada nažalost upao u more i kada je voda počela da ga vuče sve dalje od obale, jedan od zaposlenih u ovoj službi je uskočio u vodu i spasao ga, prenose svetski mediji.

Hrabri spasilac Adam Varvik (29) kaže da je uskočio u vodu čim je video kako medveda, čije je telo postajalo paralizovano, morska struja nosi sve dalje od obale. 
"Nisam razmišljao ni sekundu, uskočio sam u vodu i počeo da plivam prema medvedu", kaže Varvik i dodaje da su noge medveda bile paralizovane od sedativa.
"Jednom rukom sam ga uhvatio za vrat i vukao ka obali", kaže neustrašivi spasilac. "Iznenadio sam se kad sam shvatio koliko je težak".
Varvik je medveda teškog preko 160 kilograma dovukao blizu obale a ubrzo je pristigao i bager koji je pomogao da se životinja izvuče na obalu.
Hrabri spasilac je zadobio samo nekoliko ogrebotina, a meda je kasnije vraćen nazad u divljinu.

[uredio sh1 - 02. srpnja 2008. u 13:45]
Jah Bless
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02. srpnja 2008. u 15:54

ajd da bude i neko dobro djelo kod nas

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02. srpnja 2008. u 16:10
naslov je genijalan...
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dr.Damir
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02. srpnja 2008. u 16:18
Odakle medvjeda na plaži?Big%20smile
sve prolazi sve se mijenja, idu dani idu godine, samo Zrinjski ostaje ponos moje Hercegovine
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02. srpnja 2008. u 20:43
LOL!
 
Prva vest na TV Dnevniku, tamo neke 1976 (možda je bila i 75. hebem li ga):
 
Drug Tito je danas kod Bugojna ustrelio medveda od xxx kilograma.
 
I onda ide video-prilog, kratak razgovor sa Najvećim Sinom:
 
"Druže Tito, primite najiskrenije čestitke svih radnih ljudi i gradjana za ovaj izuzetan uspeh. Možete li nam reći, kako ste to postigli?"
 
E, ovde treba da se setite Tiletovog neverovatnog akcenta (koji nijedan lingvista nije mogao nigde da smesti!)...
 
"Pa, ja sam vidio medu kak mi prilazi i odmah sam mu pucao u kićmu"
Medo i kićma. U razredu smo se zahebavali na ovu temu valjda čitavo polugodište.
 
(Naravno, tek posle nekoliko godina se saznalo da je u lovu na "medu" učestvovao čitav bataljon JNA koji ga je prvo naterao ispred Tiletove čeke, a onda i uspavao, da se ne bi bunio.) LOL
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Deneb
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02. srpnja 2008. u 20:50
kod nas je bila fora da je tog medveda jurila cela brigada JNA 2 dana samo da ga najveci sin upuca
http://www.save70.mk/
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02. srpnja 2008. u 23:10
A Japanese company ( Toyota ) and an American  company (Ford Motors) decided to have a canoe race on the Missouri  River   Both teams practiced long and hard to reach their peak  performance before the race.

On the big day, the Japanese won by a mile.

The Americans, very discouraged and depressed, decided to investigate the reason for the crushing defeat.  A management team made up of senior management was formed to investigate and recommend appropriate action.

Their conclusion was the Japanese had 8 people rowing and 1 person steering, while the American team had 7 people steering and 2 people rowing.

Feeling a deeper study was in order; American management hired a consulting company and paid them a large amount of money for a second opinion.

They advised, of course, that too many people were steering the boat, while not enough people were rowing.

Not sure of how to utilize that information,  but wanting to prevent another loss to the Japanese, the rowing team's  management structure was totally reorganized to 4 steering supervisors,  2 area steering superintendents and 1 assistant superintendent steering  manager.

They also implemented a new performance system that would give the 2 people rowing the boat greater incentive to work harder.  It was called the 'Rowing Team Quality First Program,' with meetings, dinners and free pens for the rowers.  There was discussion of getting new paddles, canoes and other equipment, extra vacation days for practices and bonuses.  The pension program was trimmed to 'equal the competition' and some of the resultant savings were channeled into morale boosting programs and teamwork posters.
The next year the Japanese won by two miles.

Humiliated, the American management laid-off one rower, halted development of a new canoe, sold all the paddles, and canceled all capital investments for new equipment.  The money saved was distributed to the Senior Executives as bonuses.

The next year, try as he might, the lone designated rower was unable to even finish the race (having no paddles,) so he was laid off for unacceptable performance, all canoe equipment was sold and the next year's racing team was out-sourced to India.

Sadly, the End.

Here's something else to think about: Ford has spent the last thirty years moving all its factories out  of the US , claiming they can't make money paying American  wages.

TOYOTA has spent the last thirty years building more than a dozen plants inside the US .  The last quarter's results:

TOYOTA makes 4 billion in profits  while Ford racked up 9 billion in losses.

Ford folks are still  scratching their heads, and collecting bonuses.

IF  THIS WEREN'T SO TRUE IT MIGHT BE FUNNY
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03. srpnja 2008. u 00:07
It is true. AND FUNNY! LOL
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