In what is being called one of the most daring escape attempts in
the history of law enforcement, Illinois Governor Rod Blagojevich today
offered the U.S. Senate seat vacated by President-elect Barack Obama to
the FBI agent who took him into Federal custody this morning.
According to U.S. Attorney Patrick Fitzgerald, the astonishing
escape attempt occurred moments after Mr. Blagojevich was handcuffed by
the agent, who was wearing a wire and captured the entire
expletive-laden offer on tape.
"'You can be the [bleeping] junior Senator from [bleeping] Illinois
if you let me out of these [bleeping] handcuffs,'" Mr. Fitzgerald read
from a transcript. "'And if that mother-[bleeper] Barack Obama tries to
[bleep] with me, I'll [bleep] him up.'"
According to Mr. Fitzgerald, "When I say 'bleep,' he didn't really
say 'bleep' on the tape," adding, "I'm going to keep making that joke
until one of you [bleepers] laughs at it."
Gov. Blagojevich has been charged with a laundry list of Federal
crimes, including stealing his haircut from the dad on "The Brady
Bunch."
Koji luđak, shebaće on Obamu nema zezanja sa njim.