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zwizdan007
zwizdan007
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Pristupio: 11.04.2013.
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22. listopada 2022. u 08:35

The US standard railroad gauge (distance between the rails) is 4 feet, 8.5 inches. That's an exceedingly odd number. Why was that gauge used?

Well, because that's the way they built them in England, and English engineers designed the first US railroads. Why did the English build them like that?

Because the first rail lines were built by the same people who built the wagon tramways, and that's the gauge they used. So, why did 'they' use that gauge then?

Because the people who built the tramways used the same jigs and tools that they had used for building wagons, which used that same wheel spacing. Why did the wagons have that particular odd wheel spacing?

Well, if they tried to use any other spacing, the wagon wheels would break more often on some of the old, long distance roads in England . You see, that's the spacing of the wheel ruts. So who built those old rutted roads?

Imperial Rome built the first long distance roads in Europe (including England ) for their legions. Those roads have been used ever since.
And what about the ruts in the roads?
Roman war chariots formed the initial ruts, which everyone else had to match or run the risk of destroying their wagon wheels. Since the chariots were made for Imperial Rome , they were all alike in the matter of wheel spacing. Therefore the United States standard railroad gauge of 4 feet, 8.5 inches is derived from the original specifications for an Imperial Roman war chariot. Bureaucracies live forever.

So the next time you are handed a specification/procedure/process and wonder 'What horse's ass came up with this?', you may be exactly right. Imperial Roman army chariots were made just wide enough to accommodate the rear ends of two war horses. (Two horses' asses.)

Now, the twist to the story:
When you see a Space Shuttle sitting on its launch pad, there are two big booster rockets attached to the sides of the main fuel tank. These are solid rocket boosters, or SRBs. The SRBs are made by Thiokol at their factory in Utah . The engineers who designed the SRBs would have preferred to make them a bit fatter, but the SRBs had to be shipped by train from the factory to the launch site. The railroad line from the factory happens to run through a tunnel in the mountains, and the SRBs had to fit through that tunnel. The tunnel is slightly wider than the railroad track, and the railroad track, as you now know, is about as wide as two horses' behinds.

So, a major Space Shuttle design feature, of what is arguably the world's most advanced transportation system, was determined over two thousand years ago by the width of a horse's ass. 

And you thought being a horse's ass wasn't important? Ancient horse's asses control almost everything!

 

#JeSuisML10 #DoćuJaGori // Prgava Familija ˃ HNS famiGLia // Dalmacija kuća od tri brata: Vlaha, Duje i Donata❤️💙
Kojot_50
Kojot_50
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Pristupio: 02.01.2012.
Poruka: 18.018
10. studenog 2022. u 19:34

- What did the buffalo say to his son when he left for college?

- Bison

Ljepota stvorenja odražava beskonačnu ljepotu Stvoritelja (KKC, 341)
šef
šef
Mali dioničar
Pristupio: 18.06.2011.
Poruka: 5.162
16. siječnja 2023. u 07:00

Dođe sin Hercegovac kod roditelja i kaže da ide na put u Ameriku. Majka sva zabrinuta pita hoće li se vratiti, a otac joj odgovori "normalno da hoće, pa ne ide u Zagreb"

Growing up means choosing how you're gonna live your life.
Luis Garcia
Luis Garcia
Potencijal za velika djela
Pristupio: 02.05.2016.
Poruka: 3.462
23. srpnja 2023. u 22:28

šef
šef
Mali dioničar
Pristupio: 18.06.2011.
Poruka: 5.162
07. kolovoza 2024. u 20:35

Idu tata i kćer gradom. -Tataaa, ja bih sladoled! -I ja bih, ali mama nam je dala novca za samo 3 pivice.

Growing up means choosing how you're gonna live your life.
zwizdan007
zwizdan007
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Pristupio: 11.04.2013.
Poruka: 11.657
07. kolovoza 2024. u 20:42

Došo Suljo keramičar u puf u Njemačkoj i tražio najcrnju kurvu koju imaju. Plaća koliko god traže ali da je crna ko ugalj i obrijana dole. Dovedu mu jednu, kaže Suljo nicht nije dovoljno crna. Dovedu iduću i kaže Suljo može. Odu u sobu ona se skine, a Suljo ništa. Kaže njoj Suljo hajde lezi na stomak i samo malo raširi noge. Hajde na bok i samo malo guzove razmakni. Hajde na leđa i jako raširi noge. Sad je raširi s prstima. Kaže njemu kurva, pa hoćeš li me više jebati? Kaže njoj Suljo ma nisam ti ja ovdje došao radi jebačine. Ja sam ti keramičar i gledam kako ide roza fuga s crnim pločicama i koja je debljina fuge najbolja.

#JeSuisML10 #DoćuJaGori // Prgava Familija ˃ HNS famiGLia // Dalmacija kuća od tri brata: Vlaha, Duje i Donata❤️💙
Šiškaj Roža
Šiškaj Roža
Željan dokazivanja
Pristupio: 05.06.2024.
Poruka: 753
04. rujna 2024. u 17:21

- Jel gotovo janje?

- Nije...

- A di si ti?!

- Solin.

- Al' nisi reka Klis?

- A solin ga gospe ti

Kad muzika muliva dajmo njin kuraja samo šiškaj roža plešimo do kraja
Dr. Benjamin Aceval
Dr. Benjamin Aceval
Željan dokazivanja
Pristupio: 11.09.2024.
Poruka: 146
29. rujna 2024. u 23:41

Isli mravi ulovit slona...krenu se oni penjat na njega s ciljem da ga savladaju, on se otrese - padne ih pola.

Ovi sto su ostali nastave se penjat, slon se opet otrese - ostane samo jedan mrav na slonu, a ostali od dolje vicu: drz ga, Viktore!

yulio
yulio
Željan dokazivanja
Pristupio: 12.09.2024.
Poruka: 118
04. listopada 2024. u 13:38

Došao narednik u policiju javiti policajcima:

-Pobjegao je zatvorenik iz ćelije broj 8!

-Hvala Bogu,bježi već danima!

-Sude mi zato što svoje volim-
herzeg
herzeg
Nedokazan i sumnjiv
Pristupio: 03.11.2024.
Poruka: 68
jučer u 19:42

Bio jednom jedan ambiciozni veterinar koji se tijekom studiranja bavio prepariranjem životinja.

Nakon što je diplomirao, odlučio je da bi mogao kombinirati svoja dva zanimanja kako bi udvostručio zaradu.

Otvorio je vlastiti ured s natpisom na vratima: "Dr. Zekić, Veterinarska medicina i taksidermija -- U svakom slučaju, dobit ćete svojeg ljubimca natrag!"

 

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