It has been scientifically proven that if we drink 1 litre of water each
day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of
Escherichia coli bacteria found in faeces; in other words, we are
consuming 1 kilo of sh!t.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking wine (or rum, whiskey,
beer or other liquor) because they have to go through a distillation
process of boiling, filtering and fermenting.

It is my duty to communicate to all of you who are drinking water, to
STOP doing so. It has been scientifically proven that it is UNHEALTHY
and BAD for you.

WATER = Sh!t
WINE = HEALTH

Free yourself of sh!t, drink WINE! 'Tis better to drink wine and
talk Sh!t than to drink water and be full of sh!t.

HERE ENDETH THE LESSON