sedi debeo policajac ispred obdanista, izlazi vaspitacica i pita - cekate dete? a on ce: "ne, to mi od piva "

pronosao sam i partizan - hajduk 2-3 iz 1981. nije normalno sta ima na ovom internetu kad ti se ne spava 

nisam jos naletio na nista...ako sta iskopam, postirat cu link

od hajduka je neki zanesenjak postirao masu europskih golova....sada sam na hajduk - bordeaux 4-1...

 U medjuvremenu popuni upitnik

 EMPLOYMENT APPLICATION FOR MONTENEGRIN GOVERNMENT POSITIONS

NAME: __________________________                ____________________________________
              Title           First          Last                          Home Address in Crna Gora (Montenegro):

  Military Rank Achieved ( CHECK ONE) Admiral ___General ___  Colonel ___ Major ____
Grandfather's Title: Baron ____ Duke  _____  Earl _____  Prince _____ Vladika ______
Relationship to Tsar Nikola I (Check One)  Cousin Brat od  Strica ___ Brat od Tetke____ Brat od Ujaka___  Relative Neighbor Rođak ____ Dalji Rođak___ Komšija  _______
Address of Property Owned in Belgrade  _________________________________
Pictures of Njegosh Owned   Number: _____  Dimensions:  ________
Address of 2nd Property in Belgrade _________________________________

Job Information Section ---

Please Check Appropriate Space for Each Category

Position Applied For:  Minister ____ Director _____ Manager _____V- President ____
Other ____
Desired Department –    Resting ___  Hat Care ____   Medals and Military Decorations ______
Poetry___ Public Holiday Planning ___  Black Market Control _____
Speech Making ____   Njegosh Preservation _____ Napping _____

Hours Available ( Per Week )    30 ____       20 _____      10 _____    Less Than  10 _____
VACATION Requirements ( Per Year )     More Than 10 Weeks ____ Less Than 10 Weeks____

Personal Information Section ---
Please Check Appropriate Space for Each Category

Education : PhD ____  MASTERS ____   OTHER _________ (explain)
Work Experience :  Some ____ None ____    Former Yugoslav Government Employee _____
Which sentence best describes your work philosophy?
1)  I have worked some, but don't really care for it ______
2)  I have never worked but am willing to learn, within reason______
3)  I have my own cigarette smuggling business, as long as this position doesn't interfere with it, I'm OK ________
4)  I have been working my entire life and enjoy the fulfillment of a "job well done";
     I am up to any task assigned ( For Applicants of Mixed Marriage )  __________
5) It's for Women Only _______

Please Rate your Application Experience -  from 5 to 1
Circle the appropriate response       5 -  Great – I was able to get a nap between sections. 
4 - Excellent – I received a medal for completing form in less than one hour    3 -  Good -  I was able to take coffee breaks between sections    2 -  Poor  -  To many questions, I got a headache
1 -  Terrible – We didn't have to do  this crap under Tito, just needed a lična karta (ID)

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o, pa ne bi bilo lose radit u crnoj gori