Tenis trivia

allen
allen
Većinski vlasnik Foruma
Pristupio: 29.08.2006.
Poruka: 56.280
12. srpnja 2007. u 12:29
joe2 je napisao/la:
serenaShocked
 
venus....
Vidi cijeli citat


isuse serena je sve gora...ali zato venus....
Vugi
Vugi
Dokazano ovisan
Pristupio: 14.08.2006.
Poruka: 12.918
12. srpnja 2007. u 22:38
wwww je napisao/la:
Nešto za dečke sa foruma. Uživajte!Wink
Vidi cijeli citat
LOLLOLLOL
ljepotica kuziLOL
...
Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 11.11.2006.
Poruka: 1.471
13. srpnja 2007. u 13:52
Mali MonfilsLOL
 
madmax17
madmax17
Većinski vlasnik Foruma
Pristupio: 28.04.2007.
Poruka: 30.229
13. srpnja 2007. u 14:15
wwww je napisao/la:
Mali MonfilsLOL
 
Vidi cijeli citat


LOL ovaj će na fer-u završit, nema šanse da uspije u tenisu Smile
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" 🎸⚽🏀🎨
Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 02.11.2006.
Poruka: 4.736
13. srpnja 2007. u 14:29
joe2 je napisao/la:
serenaShocked
 
venus....
Vidi cijeli citat
 
Kol`ko celulitaConfused...
Vugi
Vugi
Dokazano ovisan
Pristupio: 14.08.2006.
Poruka: 12.918
13. srpnja 2007. u 15:21

[uredio Vugi - 13. srpnja 2007. u 15:22]
...
Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 11.11.2006.
Poruka: 1.471
13. srpnja 2007. u 15:58
Obrisan korisnik
Obrisan korisnik
Pristupio: 11.11.2006.
Poruka: 1.471
13. srpnja 2007. u 22:26
Ovaj se Djoković stvarno voli grliti, ni Rafa to nije mogao izbjeći.LOL
 
 
 
 
madmax17
madmax17
Većinski vlasnik Foruma
Pristupio: 28.04.2007.
Poruka: 30.229
16. srpnja 2007. u 11:29
OT: seks na IRC-u Smile

bloodninja: Baby, I been havin a tough night so treat me nice aight?
BritneySpears14: Aight.
bloodninja: Slip out of those pants baby, yeah.
BritneySpears14: I slip out of my pants, just for you, bloodninja.
bloodninja: Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: Oh, I like to play dress up.
bloodninja: Me too baby.
BritneySpears14: I kiss you softly on your chest.
bloodninja: I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
BritneySpears14: Hey...
bloodninja: I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 chicken of the Infinite.
BritneySpears14: Funny I still don't see it.
bloodninja: I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
BritneySpears14: You are the worst cyber partner ever. This is ridiculous.
bloodninja: Don't f*ck with me bitch, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
bloodninja: I steal yo soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
BritneySpears14: Don't ever message me again you piece of ****.
bloodninja: Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield
inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
bloodninja: King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's
evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.
bloodninja: You still there baby? I think it's getting hard now.
bloodninja: Baby?

--------------

BritneySpears14: Ok, are you ready?
eminemBNJA: Aight, yeah I'm ready.
BritneySpears14: I like your music Em... Tee hee.
eminemBNJA: huh huh, yeah, I make it for the ladies.
BritneySpears14: Mmm, we like it a lot. Let me show you.
BritneySpears14: I take off your pants, slowly, and massage your
muscular physique.
eminemBNJA: Oh I like that Baby. I put on my robe and wizard hat.
BritneySpears14: What the f*ck, I told you not to message me again.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
BritneySpears14: I swear if you do it one more time I'm gonna report your ISP and say you were sending me kiddie porn you f*ck up.
eminemBNJA: Oh ****
eminemBNJA: damn I gotta write down your names or something

LOLLOLLOL
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" 🎸⚽🏀🎨
madmax17
madmax17
Većinski vlasnik Foruma
Pristupio: 28.04.2007.
Poruka: 30.229
17. srpnja 2007. u 14:24
Glavna motivacija iza Agassijevog osvajanja Wimbeldona 92-e je bila Steffi Graf!!! Naime pobjednici Wimbeldona su dužni pojaviti se na Champions Ball-u gdje bi tradicionalno otplesali jedan ples a nakon neuspjelog "udvaranja" preko menađera, mladom buntovniku nije preostalo ništa drugo nego osvojiti Wimbeldon (preko bolnih leđa Ivaniševića):

Andre's eyes lift, full of futile hope. "I already tried that," he sighs. "A long time ago...."

It's 1992. He's 22. He comes upon a field of grass. What does it look like?

Faded green, bordered by white lime, surrounded by vintage wooden seats. Intimate.

Sacred. That's what everyone else calls Centre Court at Wimbledon. To Andre it's stuffy, a place he avoided for three years. His fluorescent clothes, black hightops and denim shorts were forbidden by traditionalists there, the rebel complained, and besides, he needed the rest.

But this year he needs the grass. Somehow he has become his sport's richest and most famous player without doing one little thing: winning when it really mattered. It's his sixth year on the tour. He has never won a Grand Slam singles title. Credibility. That's what the sacred meadow offers.

And maybe her.

From the time he first laid eyes on Steffi, his soul knew. She is what he isn't. She has what he needs. At the French Open a few weeks earlier, he finally took a deep breath, gathered all his courage ... and asked his manager to ask her manager if they could meet.

"Meet her?" said Steffi's manager. "In regard to what?"

"Just to talk," said Andre's manager. "You know, he's not some wild rebel like they make him out to be. He's really a good, clean kid, very religious, in fact, born again."

Steffi's manager told Steffi that Andre wanted to talk to her about religion. Steffi told her manager to tell Andre's manager to tell Andre, No, thanks.

Her reply, reaching him just before Wimbledon begins, jolts him. They can't even talk? He's that unworthy?

He has one shot left. The male and female singles winners traditionally dance together at the Champions Ball at the end of the tournament. If they both win....

Steffi mauls everyone for the 11th of her 22 majors. Thump-thump....

One day later Andre survives 37 Goran Ivanisevic aces to win the men's championship in five sets -- his first Slam title! He sags to his knees, drops to his back and sobs. Thump-thump, thump-thump.... On to the ball! His stomach tightens. He doesn't know how to dance. He can't wait to dance.

He arrives and stares. Swept-back hair, short white dress, plunging neckline.... That's Steffi Graf? A Wimbledon member sidles up to him. When, asks Andre, is the dance?

Sorry, old chum, he's told, that's been scrapped.

The rebel blinks. What about tradition?

He can't squeak out a word to Steffi when the photographers put them elbow to elbow and pop flashes in his eyes. He flies home to Vegas, throws a party, gets drunk, gets sick, takes off his clothes and ends up on his lawn, staring at the stars, as naked as...
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" 🎸⚽🏀🎨