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madmax17
madmax17
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24. srpnja 2007. u 01:08
"BASH" tamo Big%20smile

U životu nisam vidio smješnije stvari, osim možda Borata, dobra mi je ona sa Harry Poterom i kada murjak pokazuje joint po razredu  LOL
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" 🎸⚽🏀🎨
Nothingman
Nothingman
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24. srpnja 2007. u 01:26
Hehe, ima ih tona dobrih. Evo jedna kratka ali yebitachna za kraj pa odo na spavanje:

<T-Wolf> man, my girlfriend left me for some faggot named robert
<RdAwG20> you don't live in Hope mills do you?
<T-Wolf> ya, why man?
<RdAwG20> lol, just wondering, was her namne alisson?
<T-Wolf> you mother fucker

LOL
nikita: meni djoka lici na Roka
madmax17
madmax17
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24. srpnja 2007. u 14:12
Evo još:

<Eticam> I was in biology class once, and the teacher said there was sugar in sperm
<Eticam> And a girl asked why doesn't it taste sweet then
<Eticam> When she realised what she said her face became red like a spanked monkey ass
<Eticam> Then the teacher said, because you taste sweetness with the front of your tongue, not the part of your tongue back in your throat
<Eticam> The girl started crying and left class ^^


<kylev> BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
<kylev> hahahahaha
<kylev> some girl just came onto our floor
<kylev> and was yelling "sexual favors for anyone who does my sociology paper"
<kylev> i just asked her what the paper was about
<kylev> and she said the accomplishments and growth of feminism
<`Neo> bahahahaha


<WiLdSeXyPrInCeSs> i luv guyz where would they be wifout us gals???
<XeNoX> Still in the Garden Of Eden you gullible bitch.


<Raven> I tried setting my hotmail password to penis.
<Raven> It said my password wasn't long enough. :(


<DaZE> at my school.. the cop from DARE passed around 3 joints to show everyone... and he said "if i dont get all three of these back this schools getting locked down and everyones getting searched till i find it.." and like 30 minutes later when everyone got to see 'em and they got passed back the cop had 4


<frank> can you help me install GTA3?
<knightmare> first, shut down all programs you aren't using
frank has quit IRC. (Quit)
<knightmare> ...


Predobro... LOLLOL
"Smoke me a kipper, I'll be back for breakfast!" 🎸⚽🏀🎨
Obrisan korisnik
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Poruka: 1.471
04. kolovoza 2007. u 20:49

Igrači na snimanju reklame za US open. LOL

[uredio wwww - 04. kolovoza 2007. u 20:51]
Obrisan korisnik
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12. kolovoza 2007. u 15:59
Rafin intervju nakon meča sa Novakom:
 
 

Q.  Did you expect him to come out so hard right off the bat?

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RAFAEL NADAL:  Can you repeat, please?

Q.  Did you expect Djokovic to come out so hard from the first set?
RAFAEL NADAL:  From the baseline?

Q.  Did you expect him to be so aggressive?
RAFAEL NADAL:  Well, I tell you yesterday, no?  He was playing a very good tournament, very good season.  He beat Roddick.  Roddick was winning the last tournament last week, so he's coming in with good confidence.  And he beat Roddick.  He beat Nalbandian.  So he's coming with big confidence.  He played very, very good match.  Very complete match, and he's unbelievable today.

Q.  How was your knee today?
RAFAEL NADAL:  My?

Q.  Your knee?
RAFAEL NADAL:  No, no problem.

Q.  How did you feel about the way you played today?
RAFAEL NADAL:  Well, I wasn't play bad, no?  I play good tennis, but maybe I have to improve a little bit more.  No, I am not disappointed about my game.  But I think it's the first week on hard court.  Anyway, I played good week, semifinals is a good start of the American season in hard.  But I know I have to improve a little bit more for the next weeks.
No, I hope, well, in the week I am coming better every day, and I hope that's continuing to Cincinnati and New York.  Well, anyway, Djokovic he's a great player, and I would love to play against him another time next week.  Because I hope I have -- I know I have to improve a little bit more, and he's a nice match for play. Smile

Q.  Did you feel you were moving as well as you would like to?
RAFAEL NADAL:  What?

Q.  Did you feel you were moving as well as you would like to?
RAFAEL NADAL:  I need move a little bit better, no?  Well, before coming here I have one week off, I have to stop one week for the knee.  The next week I just, I tell you before, I just play with my uncle very, very slow.  And I need a little bit more rhythm in the movements, no.
But I am getting slowly but, I think every day is coming a little bit better.  And I have maybe a few days right now for practice for Cincinnati.  And Cincinnati I hope play a few more matches, and that's going to help me a lot me.

Q.  I want to ask you a question:  I saw you with the Real Madrid team for the last game of the season they won.  Your father used to play for Barcelona.
RAFAEL NADAL:  My father?

Q.  No?  That's what I had read somewhere?
RAFAEL NADAL:  No, not my father.  Was uncle.

Q.  Your uncle played for Barcelona.  So, how come you're a Real Madrid fan?
RAFAEL NADAL:  No, well, my uncle was in Barcelona maybe eight, nine years.  While my uncle was in Barcelona, I support him.  I support Barcelona.  But before Barcelona, my uncle was playing in Mallorca and I am fan to Mallorca and Real Madrid.  Before my uncle goes to Barcelona, I'm a fan of Real Madrid.  So when my uncle finished with Barcelona, I come back to Real Madrid.

Q.  You had some very tough match in the last round, how do you feel physically tonight?  You feel fatigue or?
RAFAEL NADAL:  No, I am fine.  The truth is I need a little bit more speed in the movements for have better return the ball, especially when I am running to the forehand.  But that's always I can improve always, playing and playing more matches and more practice.
So, that's it.  I know that.  But the important thing for me is I am feeling better hit the ball.  So I feel better hit the ball every day with the forehand.  If you compare the match against Mathieu and yesterday, I improve, and today I improve a little bit more so that's always important.

Q.  You talked to the referee a couple of times.  Do you think it's useful to talk to the referee after he's made his call?
RAFAEL NADAL:  Can you repeat, please?

Q.  You talked to the referee after he make his call.  Do you think it's useful to do that?
RAFAEL NADAL:  I don't think so (smiling).  It doesn't matter, but I have to say.  Because if the ball is going like this up over the net, and he's saying, Net, first serve.  So I have to say because the shit machine is not working never (laughing).  Always using the machine the machine every area it's having lot of mistakes, so ATP has to check that.

Q.  So you got a time warning, but Djokovic takes a long time to serve, too.  Do you think he should have gotten some?
RAFAEL NADAL:  No, not today, no.

Q.  You didn't?
RAFAEL NADAL:  No, not today.

Q.  I was wondering if your new doubles partner, Lleyton Hewitt, has he taught you any Aussie expressions?
RAFAEL NADAL:  Not yet, no.  I just played with him this week.  But anyway, it was a nice experience.  Disappointing we have to retire in the second round.  We played very tough matches, and I had some with the elbow.  I have some trouble the elbow, and he has some problem with the nail on the foot, and we have to retire.
But it was a nice experience to play one match with him.  I hope in the future we can play a little bit more, but no.

Q.  Are you playing doubles in Cincinnati?
RAFAEL NADAL:  Maybe.  Maybe, I think.  I think, yes.  We'll discuss it.
     
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dr.Damir
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13. kolovoza 2007. u 18:41
sve prolazi sve se mijenja, idu dani idu godine, samo Zrinjski ostaje ponos moje Hercegovine
Obrisan korisnik
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14. kolovoza 2007. u 19:40
Djoković opet u akciji.LOLLOLLOLLOL
 
Nalbandian LOL
[uredio wwww - 14. kolovoza 2007. u 19:41]
Kajser
Kajser
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15. kolovoza 2007. u 00:50
wwww je napisao/la:
Djoković opet u akciji.LOLLOLLOLLOL
 
Nalbandian LOL
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NOLE JE ZAKON!!!!!!!


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Iduci
Iduci
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15. kolovoza 2007. u 13:06
Nole je zajebant i to trenutno najbolji.
Svaka mu dala.
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Iduci
Iduci
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15. kolovoza 2007. u 13:09
Gledajuci taj youtube kako Nole zaje.bava Nadala i ostale,
primjeti se da Nole i te kako promatra svoje protivnike, radi analizu itd.
 
 
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