Peyton Manning picked the perfect season to get injured. I think the Colts would have stunk anyway. Impeccable timing. Instead, he's inspiring e-mails like this one (from Mike in Orlando): "If I take over today as coach of the Colts, I will activate Manning and put him right next to Painter in the shotgun. I would have Manning call out the signals/audibles and then turn to Painter and tell him exactly what to do when the ball is snapped to him. When Painter receives the snap, Manning would run backwards 10-20 yards just to get out of the way and ensure that he would not get hit. Wouldn't you play 10 on 11 just to have Manning do that? P.S. — I am not joking."