Evo još jedna "only in America" priča... Odlična zadnja rečenica.

WASHINGTON (AFP) -
A court in
Nebraska is being asked to cast judgement on the ultimate judge -- God.
State lawmaker Ernie Chambers filed a lawsuit Friday against the
Almighty -- acknowledging he/she goes by numerous aliases -- for
causing "fearsome floods, egregious earthquakes, horrendous hurricanes,
terrifying tornadoes, pestilential plagues" and other alliterative
catastrophes.
The suit, Chambers vs God, asks the court for a "permanent injunction
ordering defendant (God) to cease certain harmful activities and the
making of terrorist threats" which affect innumerable persons,
including Chambers's constituents.
It asserts that God is "the admitted perpetrator" of such acts and said
that God's omnipresence gives the local Douglas County District Court
jurisdiction in the suit, adding that God's omniscience eliminates the
need to issue a formal notice of the lawsuit.
Chambers told local media he filed the suit to make a point about
frivolous lawsuits frequently seen in US courts, citing a recent one
against a judge.
He asked the court to award him an unspecified summary judgment against
God, or, in the alternative, issue a permanent injunction against God
engaging in the damaging acts cited in the filing.
Neither God nor his/her spokespersons could be contacted for comment.
I am going to space, and when I come back I have to pick up poodle crap.